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- Pfizer To launch Covid 19 Fauci Variant , along with the vaccine and 18 boosters before quarter earnings. So roll up your sleeves and bend over.
- Kimberly-Clark announces new breakthrough in ass-wipes with Povidone Iodine. Pros; bacterial free but-hole, virus free and even smells sanitary. Cons; may stain clothes, destruction of essential bacteria necessary for proper health, and 2$ a roll. They expect to have it in stores before the next variant , and will limit hording.
- US Army to install breathalyzer interlocks on all military equipment sent to Ukraine starting with the F14’s
- Ukraine imposes ban on deodorant. and votes the smell of stale booze and garlic as the national stench.
- Kamala Harris appointed ambassador to the Pacific garbage patch. Don’t miss the swearing in, exclusively live on the Muppet’s show Saturday night at 7:00PM
- Hillary Clinton announced that she in currently undergoing the procedures to transform her into a black person. She says the change will be worth the supreme court appointment and I wont have to kill anyone. The entire procedure is being financed by the DNC, Clinton Foundation, and the CIC (cunts in congress).
- Congress awarded the $1.2 billion print contract to print and distribute the 2022 absentee and mail in ballots for the 2022 midterm elections with the first batch of 400,000,000 to be shipped in February. ‘Hunter’ the spokesperson for the small printing company, Hill&Billy Printing of Mena, Arkansas, said that was proof that the current administration is the most generous and looking out for the little guy
06-03-2022 PRIDE MONTH celebrate the perverts, confused, psychology fucked up and just plane stupid assholes celebration. Thats right The new Democrat delusion is to recognize the faggots and perverts and mentally insufficient with a month of recognition. This is another government approved diversion used to make normal people apathetic to the perverted freaks.
This is similar to the black pride month we have for the niggers. It seems that they are forgetting the normal white straight people that make up the majority of the population which only breeds anger mistrust and in my case humor.
Myself being a straight, white, Trump supporter that is racist, with little compassion for the fuckwits that are black or perverted.